More Mercy...Please, Sir, Can I Have Some More?

(Insert Noun),

Hey. I hope you don't think I'm intentionally discriminating your class and only missing your class cause that would be very not right. I've been equally discriminating by non-attendance to all of my classes and work.

I am not feeling well. In fact, I am not a big fan of not feeling well. I am determined to show up for class on Monday though...I might be brain-fried but the good thing is I'll be there physically.

I'm also emailing concerning the quiz I took. I'm pretty sure I did terribly on it because when I reviewed my outlines from the chapters that the quiz covered, I had a gaping-wide-mouth-shocked-look on my face because I had put down some very wrong answers. I don't want to fall into any Asian grade-whoring stereotypes but I am very concerned about my grade on the quiz and would be willing to argue each wrong answer...within reason as in the questions I thought were right which were wrong.

I know this would take close to forever to work out but we could even do it online. I could send you my "challenges" for points. I don't know if that makes sense. I hope it does.

Anyway, I'm sorry for the lengthy email.

See you on Monday.
Mike