Beneath the clothes, we find the man... and beneath the man we find... his nucleus.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Scoops
I ventured into UVU's ice cream shop called Scoops and much to my surprised, I found a collection of goodies covered in chocolate for sale: Oreos, gummi bears, pretzels...and...COOKIE DOUGH BITES. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the reason I will be putting on 50 lbs this year.
That makes two of us my friend. My goal of losing tons of weight and posting a "before" and "after" picture of myself on the blog was destroyed by the Holiday season. My twenty pounds of Atkins weight have returned with a fury. They remain as pudgy and loyal as ever.... long sigh....
I am an avid profanity user; both mentally and vocally. I am a mediocre volleyball setter with a chip on my shoulder. I like movies. I am terribly sarcastic. I am impossible to hold a serious conversation with. I've been known to be able to relate every facet of my life to movies I have seen. I am a psychology major at BYU who is taking my sweet time to graduate...and I've taken a volleyball course a total of 12 times (it's a record and I'm double majoring in it). I like to invent new words or to turn things into verbs. I abuse metaphors with no shame.
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That makes two of us my friend. My goal of losing tons of weight and posting a "before" and "after" picture of myself on the blog was destroyed by the Holiday season. My twenty pounds of Atkins weight have returned with a fury. They remain as pudgy and loyal as ever.... long sigh....
Don't worry about it, I've been sick for a while and I've lost 7 lbs over the weekend. That should be enough to go around
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